The Randall Raccoons
The Randall Raccoons
Whenever I tell stories about growing up in the 80's and 90's, people always ask the same question in the same incredulous tone: "How did you ever survive your childhood?"
My answer: "I have absolutely no idea!"
Here are some comic strips taken from personal, real-life experiences.
-Jason Randall
Pa Coon is a Cop and a Cowboy. He's into guns, John Wayne, and finding the fastest, cheapest way to get something done (which is rarely the best way).
Ma Coon is a stay-at-home mom. Though she can be a little clueless sometimes, she's the kindest, gentlest person on the planet. She's into old westerns, God, and driving like a bat out of... Heaven.
Cassidy Coon is the oldest sibling and the only girl, aside from Ma. She's a fierce protector of her brothers outside of the family, but inside the family... well, that's an entirely different story.
Clive Coon is the oldest boy. He's the ringleader and the one who sets the tone for the mischief that his younger brothers will get into. If an injury occurs, involving a football, a firework, or a soda can, it was probably Clive who instigated it.
Calvin Coon, the classic "middle child" is the one who just goe's with the flow. He's passive, unquestioning, and a little bit gullible. If he's right about something, he's usually the last one to realize it.
Craig Coon, the youngest of the bunch, is not only the easiest target of his older siblings' antics, but he's also very accident-prone in his own right. Craig has seen the inside of a hospital room more than all of his other siblings combined.
COMIC STRIPS